Account Director Caroline Holmes on the day we messed about on the river.
We’ve been banging on about an away day at Working Word towers for a while now and so this week we finally took ourselves out of the office for an afternoon of team building, mickey taking, canoeing, quizzing and picnicking on the River Wye.

Team Working Word (about to get wet...)
After what seemed like forever our convoy arrived in Glasbury, much to the horror of the preppy young men running the Wye Valley Canoe Centre. Boss man Eoghan seemed slightly underwhelmed by the health and safety briefing, which pretty much consisted of take a canoe and head downstream and doubly horrified at our questions about sinking. It turns out the sinking questions were quite apt but more about that later……
And so we set off on our six mile mission, five two man vessels and one three man, all named after famous pirate ships. The drama started almost immediately when Eoghan showed off his skills to new girl Sophie by getting their vessel stuck in a tree which was worsened when Ellen and I crashed into them and wedged them further into the foliage. At this point, Eoghan was last seen out of the boat and monkey style in the tree – our last team building trip to Go Ape paid off then.
Bar the tree escapade the first couple of miles passed fairly smoothly as we got to grips with the water. Our other new girl Myrrh showed off her seafaring expertise gleaned from her sailing days while Leanne and Rachel managed to ‘beach’ themselves in the shallows a couple of times. Nothing too dramatic though.
We couldn’t let the halfway house point pass without the age-old Working Word tradition of a team quiz and a buffet lunch.

We love a quiz and a buffet- even when boat-based
It was the second half of the journey that was really eventful. After being at the back of the pack while we got to grips with navigating, paddling and steering all at the same time, Ellen and I took off with what I’d call some speed. We now rivalled Steve Redgrave (although not strictly the exact same sport).
Just as Ellen spoke the words “we could be the first two man across the line here” (as let’s face it, we were never going to beat three men in a boat) disaster struck. While looking back to see our colleagues closing in on us we hit a rock in the middle of the river at full pelt. The canoe tipped to the side and we clung on for dear life, for a moment it almost seemed like we’d escaped the worst but then, no, we capsized. Kamikaze style, in full view of everyone bar three men in a boat, who by this time were out of sight.
Because of the unusually fast current in this part of the river, our canoe was pinned to the rock. What then ensued was a valiant recue attempt by the boss man and Sophie who came to help free the canoe. Resident water expert Myrrh and Liz saved our rogue paddle and the Icelandic looking twosome Dan and Nicolle rescued the barrel containing all our worldly possessions that went hurtling down the river as we overturned. No one managed to salvage my one lost flip flop though.
Once safely back in the boat we then once again set off at full steam but quickly mounted an overturned tree (and for this part I completely blame Ellen who was supposed to be steering) at which point she had to disembark once again to drag us free.

Ellen and Caz run into some trouble
But all was not lost, we caught up with the others and regaled those who had missed it with tales of our dramatic capsize, and proceeded to take pole position across the finish line. We were, even ahead of three men and a boat, first back on dry land (though not so dry ourselves).
It’s safe to say we were glad we’d brought spare pants with us and even more relieved to get home and wash the river out of our hair.
So what did we learn from our team building day…….
1) Eoghan can climb trees
2) The combination of Leanne, Ellen and Rachel in a car is not a good one when there are navigational requirements (they set off first and arrived 30 minutes after everyone else)
3) Myrrh will always beat us at water-based activities
4) Ellen and I should not really be left unsupervised on the water
5) We like each other enough to abandon ship and wade upstream in a rescue attempt
6) The upper body stretching programme led by Liz after we’d finished wasn’t enough. We were all in complete agony the next day
7) The tortoise and the hare story sometimes comes true

All canoed out- back to work
And as a final aside, if anyone reading this happens upon a sole brown flip flop floating down the Wye – send it my way.